Swami Sexananda, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Market

I didn't believe it, Bhikku, but it is true. The child IS the father of man.

- The Diary, Spring Break 509 BC

Gentle Reader, we present today, for your entertainment, a musical in three acts. You can read the text, or listen to the lovely rendition by the Dallas PillHormonic Orchestra.We hope you likes it; and if you don't, you know where you can keep your opinion.

A Musical In Three Parts With Lots of Sex and Violence, and A Moral Too

Cast :
Lucifer, aka Satan    Lord and Master of Hell
Charon                     Boatman of Hell. His job is to ferry the dead across the river Styx, into Hell
BJ                                My neighbour's teenage daughter. She's a bit like the Earth. Nothing much happens at the top, but the middle portion rocks
Saint Peter              Keeper of the Pearly Gates, Chief Operations Officer of Heaven


Act 1: Text    Audio
Scene : Hell, Friday morning
Cast: Lucifer, Charon
Tune: Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Act 2: Text    Audio
Scene : A night club in Dallas, Friday night
Cast: Lucifer, BJ
Tune: I am sixteen, going on seventeen

Act 3: Text    Audio
Scene : Pearly Gates to Heaven
Cast: Lucifer, Saint Peter
Tune: Twinkle, twinkle, little star