- The Diary, Spring Break 509 BC
Gentle Reader, we present today, for your entertainment, a musical in three acts. You can read the text, or listen to the lovely rendition by the Dallas PillHormonic Orchestra.We hope you likes it; and if you don't, you know where you can keep your opinion.
A Musical In Three Parts With Lots of Sex and Violence, and A Moral Too
Cast :
Lucifer, aka Satan Lord and Master of Hell
Charon Boatman of Hell. His job is to ferry the dead across the river Styx, into Hell
BJ My neighbour's teenage daughter. She's a bit like the Earth. Nothing much happens at the top, but the middle portion rocks
Saint Peter Keeper of the Pearly Gates, Chief Operations Officer of Heaven
Act 1: Text Audio
Scene : Hell, Friday morning
Cast: Lucifer, Charon
Tune: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Act 2: Text Audio
Scene : A night club in Dallas, Friday night
Cast: Lucifer, BJ
Tune: I am sixteen, going on seventeen
Act 3: Text Audio
Scene : Pearly Gates to Heaven
Cast: Lucifer, Saint Peter
Tune: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Cast :
Lucifer, aka Satan Lord and Master of Hell
Charon Boatman of Hell. His job is to ferry the dead across the river Styx, into Hell
BJ My neighbour's teenage daughter. She's a bit like the Earth. Nothing much happens at the top, but the middle portion rocks
Saint Peter Keeper of the Pearly Gates, Chief Operations Officer of Heaven
Act 1: Text Audio
Scene : Hell, Friday morning
Cast: Lucifer, Charon
Tune: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Act 2: Text Audio
Scene : A night club in Dallas, Friday night
Cast: Lucifer, BJ
Tune: I am sixteen, going on seventeen
Act 3: Text Audio
Scene : Pearly Gates to Heaven
Cast: Lucifer, Saint Peter
Tune: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
10 comments:
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LOL very funky
yeast ar vest B is the best..
supelb
-uver secrate phriend.
Masterfully done, my lad! Masterfully done.
dude, clicking on the audio link gives me a download not available error. i know i can read the text, but i'd rather listen. que pasa ?
edward, saale, thanks much.
my secret friend, right attitude, wrong gender. good taste, but what a waste.
jake, copying the link location and pasting helps, or so the experts inform me. some rot about installing QuickTime was mentioned. i stopped paying attention by then. good luck. and i humbly thank you. you are a prince among men, as i've always said.
lol. cutting and pasting the link worked. but, um, wat was that about me being a prince ?
that was totally brilliant. such masterful yodelling. bollywood beckons, i think.
Act 2 was totally hilarious! :-)
jake, my boy, brownistan is a democracy. you are all princes. i am King, of course :-)
priyanka, thedq, grazi. for anybody who might be listening, i'm open to bollywood offers, and i do not insist on being the hero. heroine's father or brother is fine. as long as i get to hug 'em, what do i care if they call me paiya or bhaiya? True Lust by any name, and what-not.
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